TV YOU - TV ME
Better-burgers,
don't-touch sex,
Success is yours with
breakfast chex.
Loud-sung praise for
a brand new car;
Be someone, eat this
candy bar.
New-and-improved,
more-for-less,
Sign your name, no
credit checks.
Get-it, have-it,
do-it-now,
No money down for
this golden cow.
Jesus loves you, yes
indeed,
Send in that pledge.
It's all you'll need.
Shampoo, dye, or
replace your hair,
Clean your toilet
without a care.
Laugh and gloat at
snappy patter,
Watch your body
growing fatter.
Terrorists may live
next door,
Film at ten and much,
much more.
A fearful life lived
on the edge,
End it from the
nearest ledge.
- BROOKE BABINEAU
